My wife and I went into town to shop, and when we came out, we saw a cop writing a parking ticket. I walked up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He ignored us and kept writing the ticket.
I called him an “butthead,” and he glared at me, then started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a “jerk.” He finished the second ticket, put both on the windshield, and started writing more.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we called him names, the more tickets he wrote. Finally, he finished, sneered at us, and walked away. Just then, our bus showed up, so we got on and went home.
Now that we’re retired, we try to have a little fun every day. It’s important at our age! 😂